Keep your head up and your eyes on the road for a perfect drive.
This is a blog about the lost art of American automobiles and their advertisements.
EDITOR - Mike Adams
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Vanishing Point, Richard C. Sarafian, 1971
A distinguished war vet returns to a horrible job market, takes a crappy job as a cross-country driver, gets hooked on amphetamines and subsequently oppressed by the law. In the end, he chooses to run (and attempts to complete his task) rather than turn himself in.
This great film is still completely relevant.
When that 426 Hemi idles, you know a launch isn’t far away.
That’s a “Missile” I’d take a ride on.
It don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that two-door hardtop, six-seater Dodge Dart Swinger. If that type of swinging ain’t your vibe, the 318-cubic-inch V8 would most definitely slide your keys to most coveted status at the party.
And those vinyl seats, covering the spacious cabin, mean you’ve got plenty of room to get down. To find loose change, of course. Remember, ladies don’t like to take small for an answer, so cruising in a cabin with enough room to carry the entire gang around in style should make them smile wide.
Just don’t wear neon orange pants.
Whenever I see a Road Runner, I make a face not unlike Wile E. Coyote’s because I know it’s not mine.
Beep. Beep.
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